Episode Seven
“THROW ‘EM IN
JAIL!”
No, not you,
that’s what Tanner said. Tanner is really coming in as an annoying character.
My opinion? Trusted she cannot be! (‘Course, I know whether she’s good or bad,
but that’s beside the point!) Tanner and our favorite detective team are
talking about trust. Polehaus’s motto seems good in theory, but really? Not
being able to trust anyone? That’s not the kind of life I’d like to live. And
if Tanner wants to make herself less suspicious, then just let answer the
questions they asked you, silly! And she comes off as so fake when she says,
“You have to trust me so we can find my agent. Pretty please?”
Polehaus: All right, stop
groveling. Get your team, we got the evidence!
Tanner: ...team?
Polehaus: YOUR TEAM FOR YOUR MISSING AGENT!
Tanner: Uhh...OH! That team!
*scrams to gather some people* Heh, heh...
After Polehaus
gets off the phone, it seems that there’s a tip. Who called? Probably Skint.
Perhaps...anyways, Whit talks about all the lies and deceptions and trust
issues. I know just what he feels like, not being able to trust anyone.
However, Polehaus is *gasp* actually
surprised about Tanner! Well...kind of. Could she be lying about the chip?
*mega gasp* It seems like she actually is up to something! *uber gasp*is out of
breath* Sorry. And finally, Polehaus tells Whit to find out more Buck. Can get
they get his spit? ...sorry about my way of words. Or, Polehaus’s.
When Connie is
at Whit’s End, Wooton is there. No, no, no! *sobs melodramatically* He’s...so
annoying when he’s smitten. It’s a miracle he didn’t fall on the floor
proclaiming his love to her in front of all the kids, who’d be “lol wut? Wazzup
wit’ da mailman?” Not a good idea. To make it short, Wooton makes Connie go
find out more about Penny. He skips out “whoo-hooing” and probably talks to
more random strangers. Whatev. Puh-leeze. Does anyone think that Connie is kind
of like Tom in the Novacom Saga? Both have a lot of unanswered questions so
far. Only time will tell how much Connie will find out.
Haggler is
visited by the supposedly not cranky (yet!) Polehaus, who wants to go to the
storage shed to see the equipment. Yep, it’s gotta be Skint, isn’t it? And when
will Polehaus change his opinion about the Hagglers?
Eugene is pretty
tired of listening to Buck. Seems like Katrina’s vocabulary centers about the
toothpick-chomper. And, after surfing the Web all morning, she’s now convinced
that Buck isn’t living in that house! And Eugene, of course, is befuddled. Of
course, it’ll take what Whit says to make Eugene feel a little more suspicious.
So Wooton goes
flying out the front door, and Emily comes sauntering through the door, looking
as dreamy as...well...only as a dreamy Emily Jones could. Here is the
conversation (paraphrased) that ensued.
Emily: I’ve found my true love,
and his name is Bu-u-uck!
Connie: Why is everyone in so
early? And all smitten? *thinking about Mitch*
Emily: I’m meeting da man here.
Buck! We’re working a case together. *swoons*
Connie: Here, let me help you up.
But...wasn’t Matthew your partner?
Emily: Who? He’s a gumball! A
dirtbag! Besides, who said I gotta have one partner? Buck is...the best. *epic
swoon*
Connie: *helps her up again*
So...what’re you gonna do?
Emily: We’re gonna help him find
him his lost cellphone! *giggles*
Connie: ...okay.
Buck: *comes in* Good morning m’lady!
*offers hand to Emily, who takes it and swoons...again*
Connie: -.-
Emily: I’m
ready, let’s go!
In other words,
total cheese. THE DRAMA IS DRIVING ME SANE.
They do go to
look for the cellphone, and the whole holding hand scene, pretty lady, and gentleman
thing makes me gag. *excuses himself* That was...the worst. *comes back in*
Anyway, Jay comes in and embarrasses Buck and Emily. And he did it perfectly!
Must be lo-ove! Emily got the perfect tongue-lashing she deserved. If I haven’t
said it, Jay’s my favorite character. He’s nothing like Rodney. Rodney has
nothing to be liked. Jay is the exact opposite. He’s annoying, but there’s
stuff to like about him. Unlike the annoying, selfish brat. However, Jay *does*
make a fool of himself, blabbing about the Appleberry, and ends up “gotta
go-ing”. Oh, Jay...
Mr. Don Polehaus
is back again, and Jay makes a fool of himself. *sigh* However...Polehaus has
to act like Wally is normal! For a few minutes (yep, Jay timed him). And it
seems that because Jay doesn’t know what adversarial is, the two actually
*gasp* are gonna work together to see what they can find out!
After Whit calls
Diane and finds out about the program...he finds out the chip can be used for
tracking, and he has the program. And he can’t explain why. Secret stuff? Of
course. And if he’s so smart, he SHOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT ARCHIE. And the other
evil guys...like Buck. Is he connected to the Green Ring Conspiracy? And so, it’s
time for Whit and Eugene to see what they know and try to put together the
clues.
Emily goes over
to Matthew’s house, and if I were Matthew, I would have slammed the door in the
place. *slams it anyway* How can he forgive her so quickly?! She needed a few
choice words right then to set her on the straight path. When Matthew finds out
that Jay has blabbed, he ends up explaining to Emily that Buck can’t be trusted, Emily thinks that Matthew’s
jealous of the handsome, charming, and friendly Buck. And so, Matthew runs off
to Whit’s End, and once again, Emily ditches him. And Matthew is off to see
what else he can discover.
*gets on his
seat better* There...this episode was really...supplementary? I don’t feel like
I gained much information from it. Besides Jay, I could throw out Wooton and
Emily out of this. However, Whit and Eugene, and Matthew and the others are
going to play some important roles in the next episode. Because this episode
had a little too much Wooton and Emily, it gets a 7.5/10 stars. However...if
you felt let down on this episode, don’t worry. Next week, we come to quite a
few surprises! And...we meet the Stiletto. And just who is he? It was really a
surprise when I found it.
*is done* This
one was just 2 words longer than Episode 5. So...enjoy!
*pants* I wrote this in one day...